A Little Slice of Chaos

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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via master-gave-dobby-a-sock)

n-i-c-o-t-i-n-e:

Follow me on instagram, I follow back!

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via master-gave-dobby-a-sock)

rhelevant:

quietcharms:

featherandarrow:

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

the universe is just so unebelieveably awesome


Can you teach me how to feel real?

unexplained-events:

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

(via royeah)

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via ugly)

rosy-floral:

floreahl:

~ rosy, rosy, rosy ~

Do you want a cookie? To tired to give cookies, having a fab sleep atm, enjoy the queue
bitrates:

by Dvlx 

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)